Damn those stupid women who make the rest of us look bad!

Pamela Anderson. Need I say more?

Well, even though I don't have to, I will.

She's getting married to that weasly speciman of a man, Kid Rock, you know. And, as reported in this article about the nuptials, when asked how she was coping with her nerves before the big event, she replied "I have two words for you: champagne."

Damn you, Pamela Anderson, with your huge fake bazumbas, your bleached blond hair, your collagen lips, and your fake tan. Damn you for being dumber than rocks. And damn you for making men everywhere think that fake everything is beautiful. In more ways than one, you make the rest of us look bad.

(And, damn you for turning what was supposed to be a humorous post into a angry post. How the hell did that happen?)